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The Most Offensive Video Game EVAR

» by The Snarling Misanthrope July 22nd, 2008 at 11:13 am » Comments (1)

First, Wall-E, now this: Playstation is releasing a multi-player game called Fat Princess. This might be the most anti-fat, anti-woman, anti-fat-woman piece of propaganda ever assembled in the history of mankind. The object of the game is to forcibly capture the princess of your enemy – which is abhorrent enough; can we have at least […]

The Shoulder-Tap

» by The Snarling Misanthrope July 17th, 2008 at 10:32 am » Comments (1)

Every contact sport worth engaging in has its two-minute warning.

Football has a flurry of whistle-blowing and a commercial break. Baseball has the seventh-inning stretch, which is comprised mainly of waiting in bathroom lines and singing songs. Basketball has the doubly-entendred shot clock. Soccer has…well, whatever soccer has. But we’re sure it involves dark lager, […]