First, Wall-E, now this: Playstation is releasing a multi-player game called Fat Princess. This might be the most anti-fat, anti-woman, anti-fat-woman piece of propaganda ever assembled in the history of mankind. The object of the game is to forcibly capture the princess of your enemy – which is abhorrent enough; can we have at least […]

Every contact sport worth engaging in has its two-minute warning.

Football has a flurry of whistle-blowing and a commercial break. Baseball has the seventh-inning stretch, which is comprised mainly of waiting in bathroom lines and singing songs. Basketball has the doubly-entendred shot clock. Soccer has…well, whatever soccer has. But we’re sure it involves dark lager, […]