It’s time to get our theological drank on again, as the good lord is read to open up his Really Good Book – the Biblical Kinkipedia. So gather round the Immaculate Meat-Pole – because God wants to spice up your love life!

According to the Ten Commandments, there are ten very bad things that God, […]

Cover up your genitals and say a prayer, because God’s once again casting a sheep’s eye upon us all. And what he’s got in store for us today is bigger than Verne Troyer’s braunschweiger-like tongue bestowing itself upon the tonsils of our sexual awareness. And today that tongue is wagging squarely at the issue of […]

Get your icky-hats on, because God’s back – and he’s wearing assless leather chaps! That’s right, dear reader (citation needed), it’s time for a very special episode of God Is the One True Freak!

As much as God wants you to pop yourself full of Viagra and butt-fuck your wife into a pillar of salt, […]

If you’re like me, you were imbued with at least a modicum of religion as a child. If you’re still like me, you’re a fully functioning adult pervert now. And if you’re not so much like me, you’re still encumbered with the mise-en-place of sex and superstition – you know – trinity: onions, celery, and […]