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The MONDAY Apologista!

One of these days we’re going to do it on Friday. The ‘it’ being our weekly roundup of savagery directed at les amants et maîtresses de connerie, of course.

So, once again, our first apology goes out to…Friday. One of these days our streams will finally cross, old friend. Also we’d like to apologize to Friday’s best and dodgiest wingman, Saturday. Too much Merlot. Mea culpa. Oh – hi, Sunday! Yeah…we don’t work on Sundays. We have far too much respect for Richard Dawkins to do that.

But when you think about it, Monday is the best day for all manner of regret, contrition, leftover self-flagellation from the weekend (assuming your weekend whippings went incomplete), not to mention leftover bruises from said weekend…

And on to the apologies! MORE>>

May 5th, 2008 Posted by The Snarling Misanthrope | Friday Apologista | no comments

Fri…er, Saturday Apologista

Welcome to Friday Saturday Apologista, where we make penance for our sins over the week past. And commit a few new ones. Yeah, all right; it’s a gimmicked week-in-review. So spank us.

On second thought, just spank Ellie.

And our very first apology here on Friday Apologista goes out to…Friday. Sorry we missed you there, buddy. No promises, but we’ll try it again next week. Mmkay?

Chris Matthews, we owe you an apology. We called you a boob and insinuated that you like to moon interns. And that you’re a total misogynist. And that you might be borderline retarded. But all in a totally good way though! But yeah, we’re like, sorry.

Big Pharma, we owe you an apology. We were really mean to you, and for no good reason, really – just over how your drugs make people suicidal. But on the bright side, we didn’t even mention AciPhex, the hot new acid-reflux drug of choice. We understand all the gastrologically-minded fashionistas are doing it. So, dear readers (citation needed), be sure to ask your doctor is AssEffects is right for you!


 More half-hearted apologies, after the jump. MORE>>

April 26th, 2008 Posted by The Snarling Misanthrope | Friday Apologista | no comments