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How Married People Fuck: A Craigslist Primer

» by The Snarling Misanthrope July 24th, 2008 at 12:42 pm » Comments (0)

Misogamists of the world unite! We have for you today a cautionary tale, with sex, prescription drugs, and lite-rock – it’s the world of married-people sex. So turn on your radios – tune in to Delilah After Dark, get your sloppy slow-groove on, get your Craigslist on, and get your shit a–poppin’. Because today you’re […]

Casuality: Junk, Junkies, and the Rising Fortunes of the Junk Market, Seth Rogen Style

» by The Snarling Misanthrope July 24th, 2008 at 11:23 am » Comments (0)

“A junky runs on junk time. When his junk is cut off, the clock runs down and stops. All he can do is hang on and wait for non-junk time to start.”

William S. Burroughs’ words have never rung quite as true as after a whimsical traipse through the wilds of Craigslist – Casual Encounters, […]

OMG (Orchestra Maneuvers in the God) ! EXTRA-JESUSY BDSM EDITION

» by The Snarling Misanthrope July 24th, 2008 at 10:29 am » Comments (0)

Get your icky-hats on, because God’s back – and he’s wearing assless leather chaps! That’s right, dear reader (citation needed), it’s time for a very special episode of God Is the One True Freak!

As much as God wants you to pop yourself full of Viagra and butt-fuck your wife into a pillar of salt, […]

Bonus WOTW: Cohn’s Disease

» by The Snarling Misanthrope July 24th, 2008 at 9:58 am » Comments (0)

Cohn’s disease

1. an axiom generally applied to Republicans and other assorted hard-line right-wingers when concerning issues of sexuality, specifically homosexuality: you are that which you profess to hate the most (see Craig, Larry; Haggard, Ted; Crist, Charlie; Foley, Mark; Allen, Bob; Murphy, Glenn Jr.;

2. an autoimmune disease that affects three specific points […]

My Morning Junket: Spray-On Condoms, Porn, and Vigilante Bloggers

» by The Snarling Misanthrope July 24th, 2008 at 9:06 am » Comments (0)

Government wants no child left behind in regards to porn-viewing: the activist judges are back! And not only do they want gay people to marry and have GAY ANAL SODOMY right in front you and your children – but now they want your children to have to look at internet porn! And Alex Kozinsky wasn’t […]