Misogamists of the world unite! We have for you today a cautionary tale, with sex, prescription drugs, and lite-rock – it’s the world of married-people sex. So turn on your radios – tune in to Delilah After Dark, get your sloppy slow-groove on, get your Craigslist on, and get your shit a–poppin’. Because today you’re […]

“A junky runs on junk time. When his junk is cut off, the clock runs down and stops. All he can do is hang on and wait for non-junk time to start.”

William S. Burroughs’ words have never rung quite as true as after a whimsical traipse through the wilds of Craigslist – Casual Encounters, […]

Get your icky-hats on, because God’s back – and he’s wearing assless leather chaps! That’s right, dear reader (citation needed), it’s time for a very special episode of God Is the One True Freak!

As much as God wants you to pop yourself full of Viagra and butt-fuck your wife into a pillar of salt, […]

Cohn’s disease
n.

1. an axiom generally applied to Republicans and other assorted hard-line right-wingers when concerning issues of sexuality, specifically homosexuality: you are that which you profess to hate the most (see Craig, Larry; Haggard, Ted; Crist, Charlie; Foley, Mark; Allen, Bob; Murphy, Glenn Jr.;

2. an autoimmune disease that affects three specific points […]

Government wants no child left behind in regards to porn-viewing: the activist judges are back! And not only do they want gay people to marry and have GAY ANAL SODOMY right in front you and your children – but now they want your children to have to look at internet porn! And Alex Kozinsky wasn’t […]