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The Six-Titted Fat Dancer of My Dreams

» by The Snarling Misanthrope July 31st, 2008 at 12:07 pm » Comments (1)

I have a confession to make. This isn’t going to be pretty. So please don’t hate on me too much for it. Or do; there are more colorful synonyms for hate than love.

You see, dear reader (citation needed), I used to be part of the shrieking underbelly of the Geek Nation. I was a […]

De-Snarling the Misanthrope: The Banana Republican

» by The Snarling Misanthrope July 18th, 2008 at 12:07 pm » Comments (1)

I have an ugly _________________. But I am a boy, and thus I am wholly unconcerned with it. I can attribute the foregoing two sentences to any part of my body and feel okay about it. Because, once again, I am a boy.

It has been said that beauty is in the eye of the […]

The Milk Gut

» by The Snarling Misanthrope July 8th, 2008 at 9:49 am » Comments (0)

There comes a time at the onset of any relationship where you decide that you Like your partner. It is not so vague; it is a precise, rhythmic moment: a frozen half-note of elation and contentment that hangs on the shingles of your synapses like a baby-carrying stork trying to figure out which way the […]