Cover up your genitals and say a prayer, because God’s once again casting a sheep’s eye upon us all. And what he’s got in store for us today is bigger than Verne Troyer’s braunschweiger-like tongue bestowing itself upon the tonsils of our sexual awareness. And today that tongue is wagging squarely at the issue of […]

Boy Scouts consider merit badges for porn, cigarettes and booze; Andy Dick applies to be new scout-master: I remember being the most miserable Boy Scout at Camp Merz. I was separated from my comic books, my mother’s (very welcome) incessant coddling, and my dad’s rather extensive stash of porn. Instead I got bugs and male-bonding. […]