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Ask a Gor Master – Let There Be Pyddngh Edition

» by Gor Master Mjolnir September 19th, 2008 at 1:40 pm » Comments (0)

Greetings, loyal Masters and slaves of Gor! I, Mjolnir, Gor Master of the internet, am back! Now, it’s been a rough couple of weeks for me. In case you didn’t hear or forgot, I had an accident at Target. A pallet of toys fell on top of me. (Although Target maintains that I pulled the […]

Ask a Gor Master Will Not be Seen Today; Instead We Bring You a Lost Episode of What’s Happening!! in Which Rerun Learns About the Joys of Sex from Shirley

» by The Snarling Misanthrope September 12th, 2008 at 4:11 pm » Comments (0)

Programming note: I just received an email from Xandra the Honorably Marked Slut of Mjolnir:

(lowers eyes)
Greetings, Lord Misanthrope;
I trust this humble missive finds you well.
(lowers eyes)
It is with a heavy heart that this little one must inform you of some sad news. Master Mjolnir, the Honored Master and Ruler For Life of this unworthy one […]

Ask a Gor Master: The I’m-Gonna-Need-a-Place-to-Stay Edition

» by The Snarling Misanthrope September 5th, 2008 at 1:44 pm » Comments (1)

I am a Gor Master just starting out. My problem is that there just aren’t any good women left. Where did they all go? And is there any practical way to make a good Gor slave of a modern woman?
- Gor Master Dave
While it is generally against Gor-policy to recommend a non-John Norman book, I […]

Ask a Gor Master

» by Gor Master Mjolnir August 29th, 2008 at 1:37 pm » Comments (0)

I’m back! Not even the combined might of the ACLU, NOW, and FEMA could stop this week’s column! A quick bit of news: I am now accepting speaking engagements. So if you would like a genuine Gor Master to speak at your local school, town council, 12-step recovery group, nursing home, or bar mitzvah, just […]

Ask a Gor Master

» by Gor Master Mjolnir August 22nd, 2008 at 12:52 pm » Comments (2)

I am honored by the overwhelming response my humble little column over the last two weeks. In particular, I am duty-bound to shout out a round of Gor-thanks to Roxy, Viviane, Wendy, Nadia, and Tina. You are all shining examples of what a good Gor slave should be. May your next whippings be harsh and […]

Ask a Gor Master - He’s Baaaaaaaaack

» by Gor Master Mjolnir August 14th, 2008 at 2:04 pm » Comments (3)

Due to popular demand, I am back! Back, that is, from the big Warhammer tournament in Peoria this past weekend. I placed 79th. Out of 84. It wasn’t a terribly good showing for me – my skeleton armies are apparently no match for dragons, fire-demons, or seventh-graders.
But enough of my humiliations - let’s talk about […]

Ask a Gor Master

» by The Snarling Misanthrope August 7th, 2008 at 9:31 am » Comments (3)

Editor’s Note: Being the sex gods that we are here at your friendly neighborhood Junkbuzzed, we get our fair share of emails from readers (citation needed), asking for advice on sex, dating online, dating offline, and the proper deployment of salad spoons. But with all our hard work, we just haven’t been able to find […]