Word of the Week: Hypothetical Pink
hy·po·thet·i·cal · pink [hahy-puh-thet-i-kuhl pingk]
n.
1. the assumed or hoped-for hookup a man has conditionally secured with a woman via the internet, usually Craigslist: Henry scanned through Casual Encounters, his heart a-pounding, as he frantically dispatched a flurry of furtive form-letters to every hypothetical pink in w4m.
2. the color of theoretic sex: Henry shut his eyes tight and prepared for sleep, dreamlike swatches of hypothetical pink washing over him.
Hypothetically pink
1. the state of hoping that the hookup you have just procured on Craigslist is indeed a woman and not a man; i.e., Henry’s hookup is hypothetically pink, but he won’t know for sure until it’s too late.
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when it comes to meeting local women, craigslist is for amateurs … just go to your local truck stop and find yourself a lot-lizard. Or find yourself a ‘pink’ in color big rig.
Comment by UNCLE-MUD-BUTT | May 7, 2008